
ho ho ho where did my motivation go

I need a cute girl to sit on my lap and make out with me until I forget how depressed I am
I want the cliche kisses in photo booths. And the candid photos of me when I’m not looking. I want the week long road trips with the windows down and my feet up on the dash. I want hands clenched tight when we’re intimate. I want shared showers the morning after. I want breakfast in nothing but oversized t-shirts. I want tv show marathons with extra buttery popcorn and makeout breaks during commercials. I want “I love you"s and “you’re beautiful"s and my name blended in curse words while you moan. I want time and promise and happiness and intimacy.
bae: babe come over
me: I’m playing Zelda
bae: I’m horny and my parents aren’t home
me: …ok, but the people of Hyrule really need me, so…gtg